send me a fruit, :3.

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via absintheenabled)

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Quelle: brookeeverdeen, via bl-ossomed)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

Idk about you guys but my sisters and I care about eyebrows since we were little, my mom hated that we would criticise everyone’s eyebrows.

(via greed)

"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."

Marc Maron (via gracefully-found)

Why do I love this ?

(via slothgirl6)

because it’s awesome

(via loveaxiomatic)

(Quelle: goofballery, via justasmallvirgin)

blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazis supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

(via gabifresh)

wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

(via l-c-0)

germanlanguagerocks:

whosaprettypolyglot:

One of my favourite language moments ever was in a violin lesson when my Austrian violin teacher was telling me to start with the “Vorspiel”, which he logically translated into English as “foreplay”

well you don’t know if he really wanted you to start playing the violin ;)