snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via l-c-0)

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

Never had this happen to me but it’s scary that some guys think like that.

(via unmardejamaica)

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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(via pizza)

even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

(Quelle: wordlesslanguage, via jestermd)

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

(Quelle: nonchalantcroissant, via bluntasaurus-sex)

iamscienceside:

gerardwho:

iamscienceside:

gerardwho:

i love banana flavored things but i despise bananas 

You’re nothing but a liar liar.

:0

I bet your pants are on fire, too.