jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via fuckyeahhayleywilliams)

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Quelle: exploudinme, via coolspectrum)

"An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured."

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

(via pizza)

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(Quelle: my-skinny-state-of-mind, via enchantment-happens-once)